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Do you have an upcoming bowling engagement but are unable to honour your side of the bowling bargain? No matter the reason (fancy manicure, recently severed hand), we've got you covered! Our expert Private Bowlers will accompany you to your friendly neighbourhood bowling alley and bowl on your behalf, leaving you free to socialise or just get the beers in. Strike!

We know what you're thinking: won't it be unfair on my poor bowling buddies if I turn up with hired help? In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. In order to best approximate your exact skill level, your Private Bowler will accompany you for six separate calibration sessions, spread out over the course of one week. During this period, they will learn to mimic not only your overall performance, but also the finer idiosyncrasies of your game: stance, gait, dominant hand and other factors too numerous to name.

Finally, our service comes with a back-up bowler guarantee as standard. In the surprisingly common event that our Private Bowlers are themselves unable to bowl on your big day, one of our extensive fleet of stand-in bowlers will be waiting by the touchline, ready to grasp the torch and set the bowling alley alight (figuratively)!

How to hire us

So you've decided to hire your very own Private Bowler. Hopefully it's on account of your super cute new nails, but maybe the worst has come to the worst and you've severed your hand again. We're a little bit old-fashioned here at Private Bowlers, and so we carry out all of our initial consultations in person. To strike a deal with one of our operatives, just pop into your neighbourhood bowling alley (São Paulo excluded—legal reasons) today and enquire at the reception desk.