Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

Now and then a flim is a maid by some of the boys in Hollywood and there isn't even a actor who is a shell 😂😂😂 this flim is the other way aroundabout comPLEATLY!! 🥰
This ias a very VERY short fulm about a shell 😡😡😡 at a tiny 1 ouir and 30 monots I bearly even got to blink onto my eye and would miss this mini moovie 😂😂😂
Every single time I see a film a cry later and this was a certinly sameways as always. Please avryone woch this flim you will never even regret this!! 1 star! Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Only jocular! 2 star!! Hahahahaghahaha in sorry I have a sentence of homour! 5 stars even thoug I don't even no how short it is!!! 😡😡😡

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On film poster

Attack the Block 2011

OH! ME! GOD? 😂😂😂😂
This as the funniest flim sinced sliiiiced!!!!!

Bread.
I worched this with a wife and she scared of this 😂🥲😱 but i wasnt even! Although I did do little guffs of scare when a alien was coming to say helo. 😤

Okay! REAL NOW! 😂 This childrenand animal from the planets away from we're scaiery and I didn't even like them.

Joe Corner wel done for making a frighteneddd me! And well dune to every actir. You all deserve Emmy.

Only problem was a long flim 😡 fucking HELL!!

Attack the Block film poster

The Menu 2022

Piss piss PISS! I carnt belief this flim! There was the Nartzee from shingle's limp and the lady was the mantis from kung food panda. 😇😇😇
This torked a lot about food and I fort hmm 🤔 🧐 I don't even like food every much! 😡
For goodness sake can somwun stop making a movie about a food for one secsond!! 😘
Well well wel!!! 😡
There was a moment wen ther was no food and this was my favrit mement.
And oh my GOD THIS FUNNY FLIM WAS SO LONGHGHH 😡
Mark Mylord needs a serious brain check to make himself not so narsty to meeeee!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😂 stupid fuckfilm

The Menu film poster

The Dark Knight 2008

Hahaha what a spaghetti mess! This flim isn't even a very good! It sends me angry town! Poperlation? 1! 😂😂😂
Giving this flim a thums don because it is not even made well with good camras. Have I made myself clear?
This joking man is rud to a bat and Barry Oldman, who is a looking unwel in this movie 😢😢 I hope he is not ill or getting ready to sleep forevir 😢 prey for him pls. My brothir sed he is a frend of him and that he is a nice boy but with two many wives. 😢
Oh dear oh dear 🥺 all I want is for Harry Old an to be even happier than me even!
This bat man is very norty going outdoors in a black costume and scering peepil very upset. I hope you watch this slim and get even an angrier then MEEE!!!!! 😂😂😂😍 brilliant flim.

The Dark Knight film poster

Home Alone 1990

AHHHHHH! 😂😂😂
This film is a real scare! Fucking he'll 😂😂😂 this abused boy is a real terrir! I was sure he would murdir this criminils but he just made them almost ded from by using his smarrt.
The bit with the pranks and his dangeriss bits on the stares is even a bit that makes me nervis! 🥸🥸🥺
I felt bad for Michal LeKallkins but at leest he wasunt shot in his fase by these cunts 😂😂😂
Luvly flim and my only ishew is this long FLIM!!! 😡😡😡 fart too lang abs I was wating for an hoir!! Kee up!! 😡😡😡😡 I atchuly was waiting for a poo and had to wate!! How RUD!

Home Alone film poster

The Avengers 2012

Oh my wee!! 😂 what a flim!
Naughty men like Marty Score Say Z says that a supir film is like a theam park! Wel I love Peppa Pig world, so that sutes me dwn the floor.😎
I love this Toby Stark! He is so cheeky! Maybe cheekier than parrits that copy there mums and dad! 🥰😍😘 Have I made myself clear?
I wotched this drinking a tea and spilt it all over my skin when the flim made me jump!! 😂 all ovir my penis skin!! 😂 no more wtching a flim while nude! 😇 EVER AGAIN!
But some of the loud bangs in this movie made me dog viry scare! 😡😡 sorry Ross brothirs! You should be ashamed and FAR too long for this! So sad I am cry all over my brekfist wheat!!!!! 🫥😲🤗

The Avengers film poster

Trainspotting 1996

Hahahahaha! This flim has everythinh! Babies! Toilets! Drugs and a poo sceen righ at the FART of the flim 🤪😂😊
I carnt belief how smelly the actirs in the toilet must have bean! Have I made myself clear? 😏😚😔😉
And such jokeys! I didnt larf so hard sints my mum got me a shert that said "I'm with stupid peopill" on it and and then the arrow pointed up to at my FACE 😂😂😂
I wore it to her funeral 😥😥😥 pls help me be happy after such a sad day 😩🥺😭
But tranes potter is the best flim I ve seen for a whole manth!! Give Ian MyGreggs lots of presents and awards for this performanc! Just too blimmin long 😡😡😡 make a change!!!!! 😡😡😡 RIP mem.

Trainspotting film poster

The Shawshank Redemption 1994

Well, well, well 😡😡😡 what an angry day! How dair they put these boys in prisy without even a knowing if they even did a crime!!! 🫠🫠🤥 What is this, a crazy day? Have I made myself perfectly clear? 🤫
I wanted all of these peopill to have a happy life but all of them are so sad! 😥
But when the postir covers a hole into the poo pipe! 😭😂🤣 the fubbiest moment in cinemar history! And the lady in the poster is a pretty piece!! Holy bobs!!
I am glad Mr DuFRAMED gets out of this naughty building and back to a beach with Red. Whose name is a COLOUR! 😡 this was the angriest part of the flim for me! 😡 perfect length flim, just a shame about this AWFUL subtitles on telelision that were was in a japanese!!!!! I can't read this 😂😂😂

The Shawshank Redemption film poster

The Godfather 1972

OH MY GOF!! I cannot believe I am only just seen this film The Grandfather!! It is a very scary 🫣🤗 and every actir is doing a good act' 👍
Robert D. Nearo is even clever as Bubba Gump. 🤧🤥
I wacthed this flim with no frends so I couldn't arsk questions but even so this is my favourite Marvel movie yet!! Have I made myself clear?🤔🤔🤔
I mustard mit I was afrad of not understanding the plot but I totally get it now. It's a scary Superhero Tomantic comedy about meeee!!! 😂😂😂 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!Justjokingrelaxplsssssss

Anyway I am in a cafe and there is a man coffing on my toast so I must go but we'll done to Francis Fork Copelly on making a film I love to watch with absolute no stinky mistakes like people farting on set I just wish it wasn't so LONGGGGGGG! I was bursting for a poo whole film 😂😂😂

The Godfather film poster

Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

Emrywhere everybody all together is a meat and 2 veggies, real bum-in-pants flim! No funny businesses, just a good piece of movie. Have I made myself clear? 😚
There is a sausage fingirs 😅 and all sort of a larf in this. The performirs are all remember there lines and no problem with anyone forgetting words or forlling down. I loved it.😍
Only problem was the plot! 😞 this was a most disappoint. 😡 every single flim is got a probles *problems! But this one takes my cake!! 😠 and also TOO SHORT!!! I couldn't even blunk my eyes and it was ovir. I cuould have watched this in the time it takes to eat a CRISP'! Crunch crunch! Hahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Very angry 😡 ever so sad-and-shame! What a pity!! 🤬 fucking HELL!

Everything Everywhere All at Once film poster

Lightyear 2022

Hahahahaha!! Lighthear is a very flim to say the least 😍 I larfed so hard I kept tooting out of my BUTTOCK!! 😌😌😌
There is Chris Hemsworth. More like Chris GASSY! He made me guffffff! 🥰😍
Every player was a greater than the larst! Zurg was a scary! And the twist (that he is him shh! 🤫 🤐) wasn't even a one I even expected to actually see???
Lightyear needs to get home and stop bad but he isn't a good at his job 🥸🤩 I couldn't believe how many HOURS this flim took! Hey movie mayker! It's called a movie, not a whole long year of taking AGES! 😂😂😂 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
A stinky film, but with a big old heart. I LOVED IT!!!!!

Lightyear film poster

The Matrix 1999

Ho. Ly. Crabs!!! I carnt belief I am only just seen this flim. Every single time I am shocked! 😍😂
This entire mofie is start. To. Finish!! No even questioning! Have I been perfectly clear??😇
The young man playing Trinnatee is very abel to be a good actir. Especially the momment when the motorbike gets in the building. Vroom!! 😂 Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Neyo is bendy to say the least! 😂 sorry!! My sents of humour is sometimes devilish!! That's just who I'm am *am *AM!! 😂
Mabee I'm in a mateixbb!! 🤯😱 I hope the scary agent isn't a get me in trubbill!! 🥺 Only watched the trailer but p sure I understand! Very goose, but too short!! Othe than that I will say well done!

The Matrix film poster

The Fabulous Baker Boys 1989

OKAY! Let's talk very proper and together at the moment!🫢
This film is not even got a baker indoors of it. If you are seeking a flim about bread may I suggest Pinocchio? Not that it has a bred either which I disco verd on a very angry day for mi!! 😡😡😡
Jeff Bridgey hasn't even got bad acting. Is that perfectly clear? And his portly foul brother is certain a charmer. And did you no he is a real bruther *brather? A surprise for you.😰
This film as a sexy movie and Michael Fifa is a dreambot.🤔
Overall fantastic news except too short. What is this a mini film for watching between toilets???? Very disappointed and so sad and ashame 😡😡😡

The Fabulous Baker Boys film poster

Swiss Army Man 2016

WOW!! 😙 I didn't even meant to watch this flim, I thort I was watching Spiders Man but oh my GOOD!' This was an increbbly film!!
Pork Dano is such a fun man! He can't even be a bad actor in a film. And Daniel Potter is performing it a lifetime as a dead boy with a guffy butt!! I imagine he's a bit stinkles in the pinkles!!
Poor boys. But a amazing movie if I do say so myself. Only one issue I had with this it was that it was a so LONGGGGG! I think I even fell asleep at the middle. Furious with the babies who made this. 😡🤬😡

Swiss Army Man film poster

M3GAN 2022

OHMABGOD!! 😊😙😏🤪 this flim scared me mor even than a rollercoastir!!
I sore it in the cinema and I even pooed, pant-wise. All of my clothes has to be gotten in the sink now! 😂😂🤣🤣
When I got home I smelt like a poo toilet but at least I had a fun time. 🥸🥸🫡
The main robot was a crrepy baby. I scream at one of the bits when she was anger 🥵 but... I loved every minute. Is that perfectly clear? The only one problem I had with this flim was that it was SOOOOOOOO LONG!!! 😡😡😡 absilute fartsicle! I stopped opening my eyes for it. Unacceptable of this to be long for my wife and friends to watch in a... FEARtre!!! I was so SCARE!! 🧛🧛🧛😂😂😂

M3GAN film poster

The Mask of Zorro 2022

At first I didn't even think I would like a film that has a scary story 😜 but harf way through I absolutely fell in love with a man called... PORRO!! 😇😍
This man has got a complete well done life! He is a fantistic film! Wow!
He has a mask and a task and most importantly... a very good task!!
Every single day I will watch this flim and tel me friends "hello! Okay you must watch this flim!" Only down side was that there was such a long FILM!! 😡😡 very upset and angered abbot this. How can they say that this is alright to do to me and my wife!!!! Hahagahahahahahahhahhaa! Very didappointedng.

The Mask of Zorro film poster

The Bad Guys 2022

Now THIS! TSHI is how you make a flim about animills that are naughty but want to be a good animul and then are in to be in a heist but then a gerbil helps them and doubill crosses them and has a magical comet that lets him controls brains PROPERLY! Do not read this larst part if you don't want to have a spoilers 🥹

And I hold my hands up 🤷🙌🙌🙌🙌 I did not prapare myself for this movie to be so LONG 🥱 what was it? 100 minutes???? 200??? This television movie has GOT to shut up, before I really get an angry day!! 😡😡😡

The Bad Guys film poster

Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021

OGM!! What a ghostly horror flim! 😂😂😂 I didn't even once see what was about to happen around a cornir!!
Paul Scudd is absolutely divine as the main old man who like a ghost or two 🤞 and the little baby childrun don't even act well!!! 😡😡😡 well, we'll wel! I was a very disappointed with this fantastic movie! More like TANtastic! 😝 they had such tans on them theee people! Everyone I know enjoyed a film that was again this first film 1984 but this one again? Hahahahhaa no thanks! Hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 1962

Wow. You can find me shocked and terrified at the mofie. I've never even been as scared as I was when the people beginned to get really nasty 😱😱😉

Every single day I watch this flim I get even a more sensitive to how scare I am. Death is truly awaiting us all. If you haven't seen this one I URGENTLY you to watched it!! There's a bit with a lovely portly man. Hahahahahahaha! He was great.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? film poster

The Nest 2020

The nest??? More like the BEST! The best WORST FLIM I EVER SAW 😅 every day I see a new flim made by a couple of silly sauces and I hate them and this is one of them that I EVEN SAW!!! NOT EVEN A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE FOR ME TO GET A GLASS OF SQUASHED!!! Jude Law is a powerboy in this and acts better than any man I've seen in a whole while!! However 😡 that doesn't mean I like a flim with everyone being sad!!!!!! No exceptions!!!! I'm afraid it's getting a thumbs from me 😭😭😭

The Nest film poster

The Hunt 2020

Well, well, well! What an angry film this made me have! 😡 very upset that I was made to have an hour and more of my life that I am NEVER getting back to me! I need to be compensated money or even worst: BUG money for this! Money 💰💴💵 How can they make a film that is so mean to a lady who is just trying to spend a day! Gracious me! Sorry filmers but I am not a happy bunnyt. Get ready for mmmaaaaddddd me!!!

The Hunt film poster

Save The Last Wasp 1993

Save the last wasp? More like Save the LAUGH wasps! 😂 This film is absolutely charms me. A struggling bachata/fast food spot is struggling with its struggle of getting more of the people to come in to have a food or the dancing. In a last bit appeal, they bring in the wasps. 4 of them to be exact 😂😂😂. 3 of them die down into the death of food poisoning 🙁😢 but one of them isnt? Dead! Paul Strid moves at a mile a minute as the voice and body of a wasp. She struggles (much like the place does with customers 😂😂😂) to get alive instead of death after the food poisons her, but there isn't much chance. I shan't spoil anything here, but the wasp does die. Absolutely entertaining from fart to stinish. Well worth sitting through the boring adverts 🥱🙄 This couldn't have been better if even I had written it! 😂. 2.5 stars out of 10, very disappointed with the sad ending, we don't need a single any of that! At all!

Save The Last Wasp film poster

Rain Man 1988

Oh my god!! 😂😂😂 this is the funniest flim I've ever seen!!! Poor man has an unwell brother who is named rain man as he sweats sooooo much 😢 but all his friends who live in a special hostel for the unwell think he's great! He's never even been to Vegas! 😂 that is until Tim Cruise comes and cruises him away (lol sorry couldn't resist! I'm a notty notty boy 😈) and he learned th value of love and having a brother who is not very wel! Everybody ends up OKAY! And dusty Hofman gets a well needed rest! Good on you!! Get some sleep you've earned it, young man! 👿😈😈

Rain Man film poster

The Invisible Man 2020

The invisible man? More like the invisible PLAN (to catch the invisible man!!) 😂😂🤣 I mean come on!! I've heard of flims but this one takes the cakes! I haven't seen such a good flim 🎞 about invisible people since the movie "the hollow man" featuring Kevin "the ham man" Bacon!! Another good film is "the incredibles" but that one only has an invisible lady! She can't be seen! 😂

The Invisible Man film poster

The House 2022

The house? More like the mouse 😂😂😂 this flim was TINY 3 flims made into 1 large movie. And what was with these actors? Are they real or made of some clay? 😍 there was so many words in this script I couldn't even be able to think it wasn't some kind of BOOK! 🤣🤷‍♀️ End of the day a film should make you think and this one certainly DID make me a think! It made me think "when is the film going to be stopping and the credits come" 😂 but seriously this was my favourite film I've ever seen couldn't be improved, 3 stars.

The House film poster

Marie Antoinette 2006

Wow. Just wow. Can't believe Spider-Man's girlfriend was the Australian prime minister of France in the past ago 🤓🧐😂 was able to speak to everyone in American accent! And they all then hate her 😡🤬😠! I liked her until a quote she says about "let them eat some of the cakes!" 😡 I was v VEE angry to this part. How dare she? No wonder she was told off by the people at the end. 🙁 France looks like I wouldn't like to go there! Sorry 😂😂😂

Marie Antoinette film poster

An American Werewolf in London 1981

Omgod!!! What a scare flim! 😱😨😰😓🤯 Even scariest than Chucky or Toy Stories! 👈 Each scene is as scary 👻 or less so than the last and these actors truly are magnificent at playing humans that are sad because of a bad wolf. Three little pigs? 🐷🐽🐖 More like 3 little wigs!!! Yes, the hair is wonderful. My only wish is that it wasn't so long! ⏰I was yawning all the way through! 🥱 Boring! Hated it! What a disappointing! Foolish!

An American Werewolf in London film poster

Pride & Prejudice 2005

Oh my piss!!! Now this is a real story of the day! From a long time ago with no TVs or even before proper bricks this was truly ages way back. Did I love it? Joe Wright I did 🤣😂 (the director of the film is an named Joe Weight *Wright if you didn't even actually know that for one second by now, mr cheese! 😡😠😤). A clever flim with many moments that made me confused because of old speaking. Stolen from a book written by Jane Air. Very clever idea to steal the story. Well done Jerry Wright!!

Pride & Prejudice film poster

Silent Hours 2015

Wow. This flim was a sexy one! It has so many breasts 😳😳😳 I kept seeing them on the screen waggling up and down like a bouncy castle with a space hoppers on top of the top of it 😂😂😂 on top!!!! Boing boing boobie jungle! 😂 my first time seeing any! is that perfectly clear? The plot was amazing 😍 someone has done a kill on many of the others but only one did it 🤫🤫🤐! Who was it? Not me!! 😂🤣 acting was absolutely good and there was no problems in any actors forgetting the words or falling down!

Silent Hours film poster

Don't Look Up 2021

Don't Look Up? More like Couldn't Look Away From This Film Called Dont Loom Up! *Look Up (I don't know how to delepe *delete)!! Now this movie is everywhere right now. Some people don't like this and others don't think it's very good. Me? Omg 😱😳😆 I was blown away (almost like blasts from a comet - coincidence? 🧐😉)! At 2 hours 18 mins this is the longest film I've seen this year! And what a day it has been! I want to watch this flim again right now... BACKWARDS 😂!!! Go watch it now, it's fantastic *good!!

Don't Look Up film poster

The Lost Daughter 2021

A deeply personal and intimate story of lost opportunities, missed chances and the sometimes devastating realities of parenthood and the effect it can have on a young, intelligent woman's life. LOL! 😂😂😂 NOT!!! 🤪🤪🤪 Maggie Gyllenhaal directed it? Well LA-DI-DA! 😡😠 stick to acting!!! You're a very tall woman with absolutely no right to be telling me what to watch! Unacceptable and not very fun for me or friends of mine. I need everyone to watch this movie and tell me exactly how right I am being! Such a pity and ever so sad 😡

The Lost Daughter film poster

Werewolves Within 2021

Werewolves Within? More like Werehave you BEEN all my life!! 😂😂😂 I love flims that have a story? And a plot? And this has all 2! Have I made myself clear? This was the best movie I've seen in any days, let alone a bank holiday! 🥳😢 this is in my list for the Oscars 2025 because it is THAT ahead of his time! We'll done to all the directors and writers and also to the people who edited the trailer because it was even better than the mavie itself. However the actors should be ashamed 😡😤 absolutely ashamed

Werewolves Within film poster

Silver Linings Playbook 2012

Silver Linings Playbook? More like Silver Linings PlayCROOK!! 😤😡 this flim is a crook-and-fraud!! I was watching it happy days no problem in the sky at all lalalala and then happily I Google the script to see how many words it is and I see it is stolen off a book???? I've heard of stealing ideas before but this really takes every biscuit I can see 🍪🍪🍪 crunch crunch crunch!!! 😇 very fumigated and upset about this development and cannot understand why a policeboy has not been called 📞📞📞 Excellent acting from Rick Foster who plays the Dance Competition Announcer, though. What a wit. Only 30 seconds of screen time but boy can that man announce. 4 stars. For him.

Silver Linings Playbook film poster

Hercules in New York 1970

Hercules in New York? More like Hercules in New PORK! 😂 this flim had more actors in than most which was very impressive. Have I made myself clear? I could not believe how much longer it was than an advert?? How many budgets must they have paid!!! Over £400?? At least! The director also made a film called 'Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks' which is my favourite film with 'six' in the title twice apart from the Jewish comedy film '66' and 'Bobby' where the lower case 'b's are stylised as sixes ('Bo66y').

Hercules in New York film poster

Encanto 2021

Hello?! Film!? I'm sorry but this film just wasn't enough of a flim for me. I've dealt with a lot of setbacks in my life including losing most of my good pens and siblings, but this wasn't as bad as seeing the worst flim I've seen in a thousand while. I mean come on! Why hasn't it good??? I want my actors with faces and toes not cartoon people made out of a computers! Not happy.

Encanto film poster

Tell No One 2006

Okay - now I've sen a LOT of flims (20 or 25?), but this is one of the FUNNIEST FLIMS I've EVER WATCHED IT!!! It's all in a funny voices without ever any English words 😂 definitely one for the whole family including boy/girlfriends of siblings. Absolutely an 'All-the-way-through-in-one-go' watch Credits a bit slow, but all looked spelled right.

Tell No One film poster

Run 2020

Holy mopey!! This film was called RUN! I cannot believe this was an entire flim with zero breaks at all and not even spaces between the scenes. Very impressive. This was an old school film with old school actors, a story, editors, lighting technicians, health and safety inspectors and one. Whole. Entire. Directorrrrrrrr!!!! This is my cup of tea and I want to drink it all down. Glug. Glug. GLUGGGGYYYYYY!!!

Run film poster

No Sleep 'Til Christmas 2018

No Sleep 'Til Christmas? More like 1,000 laughs til FISHMAST! 😂😂😂 sorry I couldn't help myself!! I'm so naughty!! now listen! This flim was one of the finest films I've ever even!!!! Seen!! The characters can't sleep. Until they sleep with each other 🥳🥳🥳 and no NOT in a rude way either... much! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Sorry it's my dark sense of homour, it's how I've always been since a young man at family dinners and look at me now! 30 and still cracking wise! Sorry, can't change won't change! 😂😂😂

No Sleep 'Til Christmas film poster

12 Dates of Christmas 2011

Very angry 😤😡😠 and deeply upset... at how terrific this flim was 😂 what's not to love? Amy Smart plays a lady and Zak Morris is certainly playing a boy in the movie 😂 how many takes must it have taken to say all the lines properly???? If you see the director of this flim tell him I LOVED the skating scene. Excredible. Well done Amy! Have a drink.... you've earned it!!! 😂

12 Dates of Christmas film poster

Dead Man's Shoes 2004

This was made me cry 🥲😭😿 one of the saddest films Ive seen in HOW LONG????? A long time I can tell you! 😂🤣 couldn't believe how many tears slipped out! Can you??? There was absolutely mayhem with all of my blobbing! A VERY cheeky flim. Credits were fantastic, amazing roll speed and all names spelled correctly.

Dead Man's Shoes film poster

Jeepers Creepers 2001

Jeepers Creepers where'd you get that movie? 😂😂😂 Have I seen this film? Yen I have! Can't quite believe Justin Long hasn't won an Oscar prize/present for starring in this flim! And I understand the director is a paedophile? Very brave decision for the studio to make! Among the top 10 films I've seen directed by a paedophile (full top 10 list on my blog spot with The Pianist at No. 1). Well done, films! You've made a guy impressed!

Jeepers Creepers film poster

The Harvest 2013

Jimminy shit. What a whirlwind. One minute I'm not watching a film and the next I am... WATCHING! A film? Everything about this movie screams "MOVIE!" 😂 couldn't believe that it was on my TV playing through Amazon! If I had one piece of negative feedback it would be the film, but other than that, this was truly a motion picture. IMO my life is split into 2 segments - before watching this movie and since watching this film. During watching the film is an optional 3rd 🤓

The Harvest film poster

Easy Rider 1969

This is a film that is a film about the EZ Riders 😎😎😎

Easy Rider film poster

Two 2021

Wow. This was the film Two. And that's just how I'd like it to stay. Definitely this was the film. No two ways (😉😁😂) about it. Siamese twins? More like Siamese BINS? Sorry! Couldn't help myself! 😂😂😂

Two film poster

Unstoppable 2010

Wow. Now THAT is football 😂😂😂 JK it was a movie and a GREAT one, too 👀👀😂 Denzel Washington? More like Chris Pine!! Everyone should all cuddle and congrats on this. Excellent 👍👍👍 well done to all involved especially stopping the trains 😂😂😂 You can have a drink now 😂😂😂

Unstoppable film poster

The Power of the Dog 2021

A good film but there is literally not one dog with powers in it so please avoid if that is what you're after.

The Power of the Dog film poster

Just Like Heaven 2005

Wow. My pulse is racing. This film was a feast and absolutely okay great!! Ed Ruffalo is a fine. Actor and Reese Witherspoon can REALLY be a good acting (I'll say!!). Director should be proud of that flim that they made. Please give me a sequel? Just like hell? 😈 hahahahahahahahahaha! Just joking! Great film.

Just Like Heaven film poster

Love Actually 2003

Truly a FILM film. A meat and two veg, no messing around, bum and pants movie! Can't believe it. A very tall film. Have I made myself clear? Everybody should see this film and let me know what they thought about it. An absolute watch. A real REAL story and film.

Love Actually film poster

Wrath of Man 2021

Guy Ritchie truly made this film! He filmed it himself. Very brave. Can't quite believe how much of a film this is when you think about it. Films are almost like companies and he really was the CEO of this one. Wow. So much to think about and he did all of it. What, himself? Yes! Lol! Quite exceptional. 1 whole, wide film. All him. Bravo, Guy.

Wrath of Man film poster

End of Watch 2012

I watched this film no doubt.

End of Watch film poster

Coming Home in the Dark 2021

A VERY cheeky movie.

Coming Home in the Dark film poster

Elysium 2013

Matt Damon is in this film. As is Sharlto Copley.

Elysium film poster

Outbreak 1995

Yeah. What else you got?

Outbreak film poster

Johnny Mnemonic 1995

Ooooh, no.

Johnny Mnemonic film poster