Pink Horse Love Gas

Penelope was wearing her favourite green skirt, and was giving a big, important presentation. She pointed to the whiteboard, and began explaining. "The pink line shows how many geese I've befriended in the last week. As you can see, Saturday was a f**king disaster". Penelope's colleagues were surprised to hear her say this, because several of them were geese themselves. Oh no! Penelope realised her mistake. "Ah, I didn't mean it like that!", she cried.