사운드트랙
"V"는 최근 우리가 코뮌에서 들었던 음악을 리뷰합니다...
자동적 인
잉어
Awful, just awful. Hack off my ears and throw them in the swamp. Toss a grenade in after them and send the sludge, slime and bits of pinna to the high heavens. Someone better get Amnesty on the phone, because this album is seriously fucking shit.
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로즈마리
로즈마리
Dog shit in the truest possible sense of the term. Sounds like a great Doberman snuck into a recording studio and took a huge, steaming dump right onto the mixing desk. Excrement.
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소외된
마야
Listen very closely, and you might just catch the dull thud of vapid bollocks as they fall repeatedly from Maya's twattish mouth. Some of the most singularly stupid wank ever committed to record, and a scathing indictment of this country's education system.
V.
지하로 들어가다
한번 더
More uninspired tripe from this singular band of jumped-up, dribbling dickheads. Go Underground would hand-on-heart be improved by dubbing over all of the vocals with one long, raspy, droning fart.
V.
중요하다
물고기는 거대했다
Right, that's it. Pack up and fuck off, boys: it's time go home. Music is officially over. There's no coming back from this one. Burn the whole thing to the ground and let's start over. Total horseshit.
V.
내 젊음
스티브
Made me want to physically throw up, not from repulsion but from a desire to feel something, anything at all. My Youth is a project so devoid of feeling, so devoid of human expression, that it's almost impressive. It's serious auditory beige, smearing itself thickly across one's ears in a cloying, pasty gloop (of shit).
V.
나쁜 체
칩의 패킷
I might never listen to music ever again after this. Bad Body have all the charisma of a sickly vole, not even knocking at death's door but clawing at it pathetically with a frail paw. The difference is that the vole would have been long put out of its misery and yet, inexplicably, this lot just keep on going.
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