At The Troubled Swan, we take a truly deterministic approach to food and drink. Upon arrival at our imposing premises, staring down a 16th century gothic façade, take a moment to retrace the steps that have led you here. Unravel the years, decades, before this moment: realise that your being here was preordained, and be powerless... Free.

Your order was placed more than a hundred years ago and, at your allocated reservation time, its promise will finally be honoured. Take the number assigned to you long ago by our ancient Book, sit at the correspondingly numbered table, and be grateful for whatever it is that you were always destined to eat and/or drink.

Buon appetito.

  • Location
  • 761 Juniper Close
  • Meir Park, Stoke-on-Trent
  • United Kingdom
  • Opening Hours
  • Mon–Fri 4pm–12pm
  • Sat 12pm–1am
  • Sun 12pm–11pm
  • Phone number
  • 01782 496 0411

Food

Blackened cod—smoked vanilla rémoulade, flash-pickled samphire

Seared scallops—chestnut and macadamia velouté, grilled pancetta

Pig cheek gnocchi—Ibérico pork, brown butter, candied sage

Duck liver roulade—thyme-encrusted potatoes, spiked apricot compote

Beluga lentil cassoulet pb —porcini, wild quinoa, scorched celeriac

Pappardelle al tartufo—fresh pappardelle, white truffles, black garlic

Please notify us of any allergies/intelorances prior to ordering.
pb Plant-based.

Drinks

Black peppercorn julep—10 year-old bourbon, peppercorns, muscovado

Sakura martini—dry gin, maraschino, daiginjo sake, salted sakura

Sazerac—single-barrel rye whiskey, verte absinthe, bitters, muscovado

Chartreuse sidecar—yellow chartreuse, wheated bourbon, yuzu syrup

Boulevardier—single-barrel rye whiskey, rosé vermouth, bitters

Oak-smoked negroni—smoked barrel-aged gin, red vermouth, bitters

Wine list and SHPS&BG beer menu available on request (read-only).

Bookings

Legend says that, some time before the turn of the 19th century, a young lady was called to The Troubled Swan: a high bustle and corset-clad woman with a rebellious flicker in her eyes and an overbearing husband dragging at her heels. Upon announcing her arrival to the publican, it transpired that her number was missing from the Book. In spite of being asked to leave, the woman was steadfast in her refusal, trapped in a limbo of destiny uncertain. Some say that she passed away not long after this episode, others believe that she's still here, patiently waiting to one day be served.

The Lost Lady of The Troubled Swan
The Lost Lady of The Troubled Swan

Although we welcome any enquiries, for the purpose of determinism appointments at The Troubled Swan are strictly by appointment only. We thank you for your understanding.

Events

TRAPMENT - 27-03-2022 @ 19:00
TRAPMENT - 29-03-2022 @ 21:00

Any upcoming concerts or other events will be announced here once confirmed.

Vouchers

The perfect gift, this voucher can be redeemed at The Troubled Swan for the full value of your order.

The Troubled Swan gift voucher
Sample gift voucher for The Troubled Swan

Terms & Conditions:
1. Vouchers are valid for one hundred years from date of purchase.
2. Vouchers will not be replaced if lost, stolen or destroyed.
3. All bookings must be made in advance, and our standard invite-only policy applies.
4. Vouchers may not be sold to any third party without our express consent.
5. The purchase of a voucher will not affect the likelihood of your being invited to eat/drink at our establishment. Reservations shall proceed only in accordance with the Book, and only at the time specified therein.