At The Troubled Swan, we take a truly deterministic approach to food and drink. Upon arrival at our imposing premises, staring down a 16th century gothic façade, take a moment to retrace the steps that have led you here. Unravel the years, decades, before this moment: realise that your being here was preordained, and be powerless... Free.
Your order was placed more than a hundred years ago and, at your allocated reservation time, its promise will finally be honoured. Take the number assigned to you long ago by our ancient Book, sit at the correspondingly numbered table, and be grateful for whatever it is that you were always destined to eat and/or drink.
Buon appetito.
Blackened cod—smoked vanilla rémoulade, flash-pickled samphire
Seared scallops—chestnut and macadamia velouté, grilled pancetta
Pig cheek gnocchi—Ibérico pork, brown butter, candied sage
Duck liver roulade—thyme-encrusted potatoes, spiked apricot compote
Beluga lentil cassoulet pb —porcini, wild quinoa, scorched celeriac
Pappardelle al tartufo—fresh pappardelle, white truffles, black garlic
Please notify us of any allergies/intelorances prior to ordering.
pb Plant-based.
Black peppercorn julep—10 year-old bourbon, peppercorns, muscovado
Sakura martini—dry gin, maraschino, daiginjo sake, salted sakura
Sazerac—single-barrel rye whiskey, verte absinthe, bitters, muscovado
Chartreuse sidecar—yellow chartreuse, wheated bourbon, yuzu syrup
Boulevardier—single-barrel rye whiskey, rosé vermouth, bitters
Oak-smoked negroni—smoked barrel-aged gin, red vermouth, bitters
Wine list and SHPS&BG beer menu available on request (read-only).
Legend says that, some time before the turn of the 19th century, a young lady was called to The Troubled Swan: a high bustle and corset-clad woman with a rebellious flicker in her eyes and an overbearing husband dragging at her heels. Upon announcing her arrival to the publican, it transpired that her number was missing from the Book. In spite of being asked to leave, the woman was steadfast in her refusal, trapped in a limbo of destiny uncertain. Some say that she passed away not long after this episode, others believe that she's still here, patiently waiting to one day be served.
Although we welcome any enquiries, for the purpose of determinism appointments at The Troubled Swan are strictly by appointment only. We thank you for your understanding.
Any upcoming concerts or other events will be announced here once confirmed.
The perfect gift, this voucher can be redeemed at The Troubled Swan for the full value of your order.
Terms & Conditions:
1. Vouchers are valid for one hundred years from date of purchase.
2. Vouchers will not be replaced if lost, stolen or destroyed.
3. All bookings must be made in advance, and our standard invite-only policy applies.
4. Vouchers may not be sold to any third party without our express consent.
5. The purchase of a voucher will not affect the likelihood of your being invited to eat/drink at our establishment. Reservations shall proceed only in accordance with the Book, and only at the time specified therein.