Our Expertise

For over thirty-five years, Most Alarms have provided unrivalled services in the residential and commercial security sectors. We are experts in the maintenance, installation and commissioning of all types of intruder alarms, as well as access control, CCTV and bespoke surveillance solutions—all in accordance with the very latest and highest industry standards. Like most people, Most people take their personal security very seriously, and so we take great pride in our continued reputation as northernmost Most's most trusted home security provider. In fact, when our founder, Čestmír, first announced his intention to begin the business, the conversation allegedly went something like this:

Anon: Most? Of all places—Most?
Čestmír: Definitely.

Steve Spěchatnahradi

The year is 2160, the season is Spring. Bohemian fields twinkle by night with the whirr and buzz of a million cruciferous, armour-plated quadrapeds: robotic cabbages that owe as much of the fibre of their being to Sun Microsystems as they do to its smouldering, celestial namesake. The "cabbots" look after human agriculture, and business is good. Salinity, humidity, pH, subterranean pressure, predicted yield... Their tiny tendrils probe the earth, and Earth whispers back its deepest secrets.

Welcome to the weird, wonderful and aggressively cabbage-centric universe of Steve Spěchatnahradit: sci-fi bluesman extraordinaire. Described as a "spiritual cousin" of the legendary Istvan Scurryfunge (as opposed to an actual cousin, on account of the pair being one and the same person), Spěchatnahradit's singular, soulful drawl is difficult to place and yet difficult to resist. In recent times, his steadfast commitment to a cabbage-based agri-tech utopia has been both admirable and all-consuming, with a Times interviewer infamously describing the singer as "a husk of a man, hunched hopelessly over a wilting Savoy, prodding the damp, leafy mass with an aimless, inexplicable crocodile clip".

Where most might be alarmed by Steve's self-destructive commitment to his artistry, at Most Alarms we saw the perfect composer for the siren music of our flagship intruder alarms. We're proud to partner with Steve, and are confident that—as some remorseless burglar rifles through your belongings and defiles your homestead— the earnest and incredibly specific, cabbage-obsessed sci-fi blues blaring in the background will have the authorities convinced that the whole thing must be some kind of "art project". That's a Most guarantee!

The Cabbot Patch – Steve Spěchatnahradit

Listen to an exclusive composition for Most Alarms, chronicling the installation of a firmware update:

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